Fairly accurate. Taken from e-mail:

Full Name: Gregory John Stonick

Nicknames: G, Donkus Erectus Maximus, Gray, The Bastardanationator.

Age: 21

Birthday: September 19, 1976 the year of our Lord

Anniversary: Good one.

Spouse or significant other: Even funnier.

Siblings and Their Ages: I'm spoiled rotten, back off!!!!

School: Cal Poly all the way. Oh and the ever cool Imperial. And I know your jealous.

Pets and their Names: Julie, Juliet, and they are both worm ridden varmints. And Juliet has direct links to the devil.

Job(s): Burkard Nurseries, Inc. "We sell plants (not Children)"

Hobbies: Music, CD, Guitar, Piano, Bass. Did I say music?

Things You Collect: Musical Instruments. Nicknames.

Best Advice Ever Given: Shut up...

Words or Phrases You Overuse: Just verbal abuse in general. "Freakin" 'Varmint" "Vomit"

Non-sport game @ which you excel: Master.. Wait, Cards., bowling

A non-sport game which you enjoy: Rugby, pillow rolling

Dream Car: '68 Dodge Polara, rust beneath me. 95 Lotus Esprit

Coolest Experience In Life: Birth

Scariest Thing You've Ever done: Cocaine

Favorite Thing To Do In the summer: Feasting, Binge and Purge

Favorite thing to do in the fall: Take school off.

Favorite thing to do in the winter: See rain and maybe snow.

Little Known Talent You Possess: Caring and Compassion

Special Skills or Talents: Moronic blabbing.

Song(s) that couldn't be improved upon: Gentle Art of Making Enemies, Mouth to Mouth, Fame!

Most Influential Person(people) in my life: Satan, Mom, Dad, Mark B., Kellie

Character Traits You Look For Most In a Person: I want a dumb hot Girl. Well at least dumb. Can make me laugh, and be funny, living, enjoys others company.

What Do You Want To Do: Have fun and help others.

Future Goals: Write just one cool song. Make money. Buy happiness.

Favorite Music: Anything with a good driving beat.

Groups/singers You enjoy: Faith No More, but they are no more! mike patton, the monkeys

Favorite Color: Gray, Orange, Yellow

Favorite Food: Is alcohol food?

Least Favorite Food: Fresh tomatoes.

Funniest People: Myself, not really, you.

Favorite Vacationing Spot: Suckramento, Big Sandy, Dallas, North Pole, El Monte,

Favorite Subject: Upper division math, All three years of it

Favorite Sports to Play: Gambling,

To Watch: Any baseball game, not to watch but to eat peanuts, and get the shells all over me and eat those malts too.

Favorite Books: All quite on the Western Front, The Bible, Anything funny

Favorite Cartoon Characters: The Far Side

Favorite Actor: Harrison Ford

Favorite Actress: Buffy the Vampire slayer, I don't know her name.

Favorite Movies: Radio Land Murders, MST3K, Bottle Rockets, Spaceballs.

Favorite Animal: Furry varmints.

Favorite TV Show: Talk Soup, Night Stand, MST3K

Favorite Day: And day I don't have to go to school or work.

Favorite Month: February, it rains.

Favorite Holiday: Groundhog Day, good movie too.

Favorite Part of Newspaper: I can't read.

Favorite Thing To Wear: Orange vinyl pants, what else.

Yeah so what, it me. Sorry. Love, see ya soon.

Greg