"It's impossible to learn from reading." - Neiel Norheim

"All spandex all the time." - Greg Stonick

"You're born at point A, you die at point B, kick maximum ass." -Ted Nugent

"My opinon is not valid." - Erik Lundquist

"It's always funny until someone gets hurt... And then it's just hilarious!" - Faith No More

"Shut up, Die, I Hate you!!" - Greg Stonick

"He's so dense, he can think in water but he sinks head first!" - Donnie Pinkston

"If you can hear me... Then throw up." - Mr. Bungle

"Beer is good." - Mr. Monson

"I just got a call from a dead horse. He said 'Stop beating me!'" - Some TV show