Cute Names to Call People
As many of you may know, I lived my first twenty some years by modifying people's names. Whether they approved or not, I, along with friends, helped shape and mold other's names so that a heighten pleasure could be attained at the expense of their pain. However, now I still do the same without the added pain to others. It's really not as bad as I say it is, but I'm sure some would disagree. I always enjoy a good bastardadation of someone's name. This also applies to products and companies as well. Although not all of these may be funny to you (none of them may), they bring at least a small sorted or contorted smile to my face.
Enjoy
These names are in no random order. That's not a typo.
| Full Name | Nick Names |
| Nick Names Across the Board |
Varmint
Maggot Freak Lord Crack Maggot |
| Gregory John Stonick |
Molestadahadamos
Grey The Bastadazationator Molestes Greshen G G Funk Da Funked Crack Whore Stupid That's what my parents call me G-Man Dead Mike |
| Nathan Garrett Mayer |
Natas
Natas the Advenger Natan Nate |
| Lindsey Nicole Mayer |
Grimace
Linzola 5 Lindz Linz |
| Syrisa Lee Shipley |
Beast
Swish the Fish Swish Squish Swyrisa |
| Brent David Shemet |
Breshen
B Brent Dean-Shemet B Dog Dad |
| April Danielle Dean-Shemet |
April de no tolerance
A A Dog Mom |
| Ronald David Nelson |
Ronald P Nelson
Ronnie Ronaldo MC Gusto |
| Joshua Kenneth Reed |
Turok
Indian Underware Hosh Hoshe-vahedavish |
| Erik Brandon Lundquist |
Eric
Erick Elmo Tickle me Elmo Easy Easy E E Sleazy Sleazy E Tickle me Easy Tickle me Sleazy Sleaze Sleazoid |
| Naomi Shead |
Nahomie
Nahomaloid |
| Aileen Holder |
Bean
Beaners Aileen Been Aileen Picinic |
| Brian Lee Holder |
Bryan
Bryan Picinic |
| Barry Lynn Holder |
Fairy
Larry StrawBerry HuckleBerry GooseBerry BlueBerry |
| Melinda Grover |
Mindy
Mittens |
| Elizabeth Picinic |
Betty
Bettins Pinky Pinks |
| Dominic Picinic |
Dino
DOM Duminic |
| Michael Alexander Kubik |
Cubic
Pubic Mak Dog Mak Scrogg Stab Master Arson |
| Juliet (My Cat) |
Satan
Julietoas Varmint Julie |
| Julie (My Other Cat) |
Varmint
Stupid |
| Montana (Brent and April's Dog) |
Snackers
Mantana Bird Dog |
| Bailey (Brent and April's Dog) |
Big
Belly Big, Belly Serpent |
| Belmont (Nathan's Dog) |
Cow
Bull Oxen |
| Ernie (Lindsey's Iguana) |
Earnesto
Earnesto Jr. Lizardo Speedy Sal Earnie Jr. |
| Ashes (Lindsey's Cat) | Bleaches |
| John McMorris |
McMaggot
McFreak McLoser |
| Vincy Wu | WuWu |
| Holly Beth Ronan | Ronan the Barbarian |
| Zajid Cova |
Spud
Spud heed |
| Meredith Black |
Chemical Spice
Mer |
| Lisa Couturé |
Lisa Reed
Beast-La Chewy Chewbacca |
| The Wherehouse | The Whorehouse |
| Blockbuster | Blockbastard |
| Johnny Leiter |
Wes
Johnny Yohan |
| Kevin Leiter |
Kevipoo
Wuss |
| Alain Cataga |
Cat-ta-ga
Alain Camaggot |
| Jon Ruggless |
Fug-it
Gunthar |
| Scott Nesmeth |
Snay
Snayman |
| Scott Darden | Sca-Darden |
| Ted Darden | Ta-Darden |